Technology time SUCKS

And, no, that's no typo. Here it is, 2:36 p.m., and I've been "with" the computer/tech stuff since 8 a.m.

The good news: wireless is now working. Finally. I've only had the router 6 months. (We used to pay TW $10 a month, b/c I thought that was the only option - then I find out that you can purchase a router and set it up through TW for NO monthly charge.) I actually called a tech support place yesterday and asked them to come out and set it up. His response? "Oh, it's EASY, you can do it!" So, after labeling every cord (in case I need to reset everything to conditions I KNEW worked), I started tinkering. Router to splitter; splitter to computer; no, nothing. You get the idea. And then all of the sudden - success! (When Tony asked me what I did to get it to work, I truthfully answered "I have no idea.")

My next task was to hook up the new desktop. Oy vey. Okay, right, this really IS an easy task under normal circumstances. But NOT with the Tony "desk I just can't live without." It's a rolltop, almost as tall as me, probably around 300 pounds of solid wood. With ONE (ONE) single, 4" hole at the back that you run all the wires through. To make bad matters worse, the hole isn't at down-on-the-floor level, but up about 2 1/2 feet. So, when you're down on your hands and knees trying to poke stuff through this hole, there's no possible way to see AND get your arms over your head enough to do said poking. You crouch, then stab blindly towards the little hole, hoping the cord falls through. I finally went and got the kitchen tongs. Poke. Hope. Get up. Go to the back of the desk. Use tongs to pull cords through. SHIT I pushed it BACK through to the front. Around again. I'm exhausted. Time for a drink.